I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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