So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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