so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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