No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
this hospital has no fireball
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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