butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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