party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize
