If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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