Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You took a bar mat shot.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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