this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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