it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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