she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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