Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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