Duck Duck Cougar?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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