Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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