We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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