We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
