just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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