gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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