mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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