so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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