Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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