When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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