ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
