the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman