Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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