It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible