And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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