i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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