i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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