I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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