Its about making memories worth repressing
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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