Those balls look pretty dangerous.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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