I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Your cock deserves a montage
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath