Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer