I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave