i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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