You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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