I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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