I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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