we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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