Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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