I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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