yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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