girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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