He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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