you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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