its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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