Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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