Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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