gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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