This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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