Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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