I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
