it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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