I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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