I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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