even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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