I wannas sexs uuuuu
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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