so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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