it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please