why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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